Wednesday, September 27, 2006
does your office have these rules?
- too much time is being spent in the toilet. there is now a strict 3mins limit on the time spent in the cubicles.
- at the end of 3mins, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open and yr picture will be taken.
- anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
- skinny people get 30mins for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
- normal-sized people get 15mins for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
- chubby people get 5mins for lunch 'cause that's all the time needed to drink Slim-Fast.
- thankyou for your loyalty to our company. remember, we are an employer of choice nd we are here to provide a positive environment experience. there for all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, and any other input shld be directed elsewhere.
okay, i planned to put some jokes, cause if the blog is made for announcements and MORE announcements, its gonna be PLAIN boring.
the joke i type are from the newpaper. for those who do not read can obviously read them here! i know the last point is abit hard to understand, but im sure you do understand the first few points.
for the fat people, it simply means that they just have to drink Slim-Fast (a kind of drink for slimming like... xando coffee..i think.) and they only take 5 mins to drink finish.
hope you enjoyed it :D
pookipooki blogged @ 5:47 pm~
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